Small story..
 

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage

anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single
conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered
at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going
marriage".
 
Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"
 
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:  "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept
calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse
and shot the horse dead !!
I shouted at my wife:  "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you  crazy?" .
She gave a silent look and said:  "This is your first time!!!"."
 
Husband: "That's it. We are happily married ever after. "
 
     

One night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local
chemical plant. In the blink of an eye, it exploded into massive
flames.

The alarm went out to all fire departments for miles around.
When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the
chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said,
"All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant.
They must be saved. I'll give $50,000 to the fire department that
brings them out intact."

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. ; Soon, more fire
departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate.
As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was
now $100,000 to the fire department who could save the company's
secret files.

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came
into sight. It was the nearby Chasidic Jewish rural township volunteer
fire company composed mainly of Jewish, ultra-orthodox men over the
age of 65.

To everyone's amazement, that little broken-down fire engine roared
right past all the sleek, newer eng ines that were parked outside the plant.

Without even slowing down, it drove straight into the middle of the inferno.
Outside, the other firemen watched as the Chasidic old timers jumped off
right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides. It was a
performance and effort never seen before.

Within a short time, the Chasidic old timers had extinguished the fire and
saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president announced
that for such a superhuman feat, he was upping the reward to $200,000, and
walked over to thank each of the brave fire fighters personally.

The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking their
chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

"Vell," said Moishe Goldberg, the 70-year-old fire chief, " Da foist ting ve
gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!!!!

Somebody had sent me this which i found to be very relevant,thought of sharing with you.

A Person Asked God, "What Surprises You Most About Mankind ?"
God Answered : " They Lose Their health To Make Money And Then Lose
Their Money To Restore Their Health. By Thinking Anxiously About The
Future, They Forget The Present, Such That They Neither For The
Present Nor The Futher. They Live As If They Will Never Die, And They
Die As If They Had Never Lived..."

Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for
a post in microsoft

A few days later he got this reply:-

Dear Mr. Singh,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send
any further correspondance.No phone call shall be
entertained.

Thanks


Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a party and when all the guests had
come,he said "Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi
hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued  -Ab
main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar
sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen
saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.



Dear Mr. Singh  -----  pyare singh sahab

You do not meet -----  aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement -----  humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab
letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.

No phone call ----- phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee
hai

shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya

Willpower

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden,
but it was very hard work.


His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a
letter to his son and mentioned his situation.


   Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able
to plant  my potato garden this year.



I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting
time. I'm just getting too old to  be digging up a  garden plot.If you were
here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot  for me,
if you weren't in prison.


Love, Dad

.........

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:


" For Heaven's sake, Dad,don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the
GUNS!"    At  4a.m.



The next morning,



A dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire
garden without finding any guns.


Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what
happened, and a sked him what to do next.


His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your  potatoes, Dad. It's the best
I could do for you from here ."




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- Moral Of the Story


NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD,


IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT.