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Sunday 7 September, 2008
 17:19 | 21/Dec/2007 |  4 Comment(s)
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Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for
a post in microsoft

A few days later he got this reply:-

Dear Mr. Singh,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send
any further correspondance.No phone call shall be
entertained.

Thanks


Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a party and when all the guests had
come,he said "Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi
hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued  -Ab
main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar
sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen
saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.



Dear Mr. Singh  -----  pyare singh sahab

You do not meet -----  aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement -----  humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab
letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.

No phone call ----- phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee
hai

shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya

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